Trombone Slide Lubricants — Which Is Best?

Have you ever pulled your trombone out after a long break and found the slide moving like a rusty gate? That’s what slide lubricant is for. The options mostly fall into two camps — creams and liquids/oils — and each has its place.
Before you lubricate anything
Start with a slide that isn’t damaged. Even a small dent can throw off how the slide moves, so if yours has one, take it to a reputable repair tech — they have the tools to work dents out properly. Once the slide is sound, clean both the inner and outer tubes thoroughly. Only then is it worth applying lubricant.
Creams
Before purpose-made products existed, players used Ponds Cold Cream — it did the job for generations, even though that was never what it was made for. Today’s creams (Trombotine and Superslick are two worth trying) tend to suit older, more worn slides best. The rule with any cream is: don’t use too much. A small amount on the stockings (the ends of the inner slide) is enough — overdo it and the slide will feel sluggish, in which case wipe it off and start again. Creams usually need a spray of water from time to time to keep moving freely (a fine mist works best), and you’ll need to wash your fingers afterward since there’s no clean way to apply them.

Liquids
Liquid lubricants tend to work especially well on newer slides, where the tolerances between the tubes are tighter, though they don’t last as long between applications and can occasionally give out mid-performance — not a problem if you keep up a regular maintenance routine. They need less frequent water-spraying than creams. Slide-O-Mix and Yamaha Slide Lubricant are both solid choices; the Yamaha is a single bottle and simpler to use, while Slide-O-Mix comes in two bottles and takes a bit more fuss. As with creams, less is more — too much makes things worse, not better.
The short version: older or worn slides tend to do better with cream; newer slides do better with liquid. Any lubricant beats none, and less is always more than enough.
A couple of extra tips worth passing on to younger players: learn to use a cleaning rod, not just a snake — a snake is really only good for clearing the crook and the inside of the inner slide, where grime builds up fastest. And when applying cream, work it in from the stockings upward, rubbing until the slide warms slightly — the metal expands just enough, and the cream thins out, to fill in the microscopic imperfections in the tubing. Also: never pick an instrument up by the slide, and keep it clear of hard objects in crowded rooms — a bumped slide is a damaged slide. And if you’re ever unsure which lubricant to reach for: any lubricant beats none, and when it comes to how much you use, less is more.